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   messageicon Today, December 1st I am thankful for no more thankful posts.... it is officially December........ and I made it through last month without having to delete anyone..... oh ya! :D (and yes... I will not even wink an eye if you delete me!!!)
←Rate | 12-01-2012 15:13 by The One Comments (0)  


   messageicon stop sending me farmville requests or I will drive you out into the desert, strip you naked and smear you in honey. then I will tie you to an ant hill lying face up, cut off your eyelids so you are forced to stare at the sun while the ants slowly eat you.
←Rate | 11-28-2012 02:37 by The One Comments (0)  



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